so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
