with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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