And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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