ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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