"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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