Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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