yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
