Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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