i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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