it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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