There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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