Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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