all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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