i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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