great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
