I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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