she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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