the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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