You just made me feel so damn special
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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