would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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