It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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