Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
A+ Viking dick
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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