Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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