i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
