Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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