My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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