He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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