I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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