I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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