This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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