Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Did you just see the Batmobile???
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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