Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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