Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I need to align my fucking chakras
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