you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
