shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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