I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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