If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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