I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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