this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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