Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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