I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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