U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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