In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
