this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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