SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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