worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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