if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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