PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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