Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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