can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am available for nakedness
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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