Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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